One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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