I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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