Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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