I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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