Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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