at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
