i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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