i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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