Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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