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  • fuck the new layout

    Submitted by yourejokes on Jan 11, 10 at 9:04pm
  • "Do you like that, baby?"\n\n"Yes, oh, yes, i love it, i love it, i love the way absolutism influenced so much on the way that Europe it's now"

    Submitted by PurpleKillah on Jan 11, 10 at 10:11pm
  • We get bored in utah....

    Submitted by dariajane on Jan 12, 10 at 2:04am
  • This post made me smile, as I write my 17 page AP Euro paper. Thank you whoever posted it.

    Submitted by Coldflame on Jan 11, 10 at 10:08pm
  • whore.

    Submitted by crazychick15 on Jan 16, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Definite win

    Submitted by PFCoNaNPF on May 30, 11 at 12:44am
  • I'm a history grad student and I gotta say, this text sounds like a good idea to me.... As long as he didn't focus on the conversation more than me, I'd be fine with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:08am
  • Teacher/student relationships are so hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 6:25am
  • Please be a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:57am
  • Sounds like you got pounded at the Battle of Waterloo.

    Submitted by Tori_spelling on Jan 12, 10 at 5:02pm
  • 1:51 how does this text make her a whore? Shithead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:45am
  • hmm...NOT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:33pm
  • My girlfriends and I talk about sex too but not in like intimate detail, somethings are meant to be between the people involved. My ex bf was talking in detail about our sex life to our mutual friend and I was pissed. Details of our sex is private

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:34am
  • Never actually said this on this site before, but pretty fake. Who actually gives the position in a txt like this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:06pm
    • ummm.... girls.

      Submitted by hannah on Jan 11, 10 at 9:15pm
    • I do. Particularly if it's that position... and in the shower... It's my favorite. And I love history! I could see myself sending this text if I was dating a history major/professor.

      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jan 11, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Tfln is dead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Definitely two guys...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:40pm
  • That honestly sounds pretty hot.

    Submitted by artnerd on Jan 11, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Well at least there wasn't any awkward silence or anything..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:11pm
  • I dont understand why people text their friends about these types of things. It's hella awkward. Funny, but awkward. If my friend texted me about them fucking someone I would definitley be kinda weirded out hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:02am
  • Haha go Utah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:31am
  • I wanna fuck a girls ass in a shower!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Why do ya have to call her a whore or a slut?! HATERS! Sex is great in the shower! Switching to all kinds of positions is even better! Also, all my friends (guys

    Submitted by kaycee27 on Jan 7, 11 at 11:36pm
  • Oh Mom! You Nut!

    Submitted by faqu_u on Jan 12, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Wow after being able to moderate it is amazing how many stupid, fake texts people post on here. It's amazing the texts people submit that they believe are honestly funny.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 11, 10 at 9:17pm
  • 3.14159265358979

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:09pm
  • "Now tell me that do you like?"

    Submitted by rawdfarva on May 14, 11 at 2:53am
  • Fuck the Euro history, I just wanna get drilled from behind in the shower.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 25, 12 at 7:41am
  • Okay why do prude brats and middle age backwards women continue to get on this site and bash people over a text. You know what the site is about and ur naive to think that girls don't tell every mundane sex lives to each other. I don't see how people can just use the term whore so loosely. Were supposed to stick together girlsss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:04pm
  • fuck yea...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:14am
  • Wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:44am
  • Really? I mean, really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:04pm
  • ^^^^^

    Submitted by 420 on Jan 12, 10 at 8:17pm
  • best pick up line ever..totally used it and it worked

    Submitted by hotnerd244 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:25pm
  • This got me really wet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Is every post fake now? cuz this site has gone downhill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:42pm
  • slut

    Submitted by natureswhisper on Jan 11, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Proper women...lol...bend over ladies...we know you love it...bring on the sluts...leave the frigid bitches at home!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:35am
  • I agree 1116

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:30pm
  • If you're enjoying sex how can you possibly be discussing history?!?! I don't know about anyone else but if I'm having sex I am focusing on how good it feels NOT talking about European history... Just sayin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Another whore, what a surprise!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:55am
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