Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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