its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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