You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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