I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
