it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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