so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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