i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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