Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I can't turn off my feet"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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