So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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