i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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