paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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