Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think I just sharted jello shots
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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