you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
