So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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