In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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