Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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