Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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