They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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