I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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