something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just pee around me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have already put on my inside pants.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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