Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize