My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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