Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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