You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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