He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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