Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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