Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The uberlube is also flammable
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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