Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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