I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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