is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
3 2 1 whiskey
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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