That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just tell him i said nine months
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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