I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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