Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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