It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
we should paint friendship bongs
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