they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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