he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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