For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
