therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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