Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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