like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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