she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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