ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you win again, gameday.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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