So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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