champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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