Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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