Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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