If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I don't think brook has ever known best
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
