What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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