I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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