i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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