i need an iv and a liver transplant
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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