I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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