Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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