It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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